LOS ANGELES — It’s one of my favorite things about ABC’s The Bachelor/The Bachelorette franchise: those awkward butcherings of English language words, phrases and idioms that grammar trolls like me call “malapropisms.”
Across any given season, there are dozens. Unlike many things about the show, they are real.
And they are spectacular.
Alcohol will do it. So will being on a popular network reality dating show — where you’re supposed to be suave and debonair, but also a person who’s dumb/narcissistic enough to be on a popular network reality dating show. While drinking alcohol. Read more…